Jinny Gives Birth

"What?? Jinny gave birth?!" Alana dropped the basket of clothes she was holding.

Susie also widened her eyes, "Wow, already?"

So this is the benefit of divination only giving a rough direction. At that moment, Susie also felt a great surprise and excitement.

"Grandma, let's go for a walk!" She immediately took her grandma's hand and the two of them hurriedly rushed outside.

Downstairs.

Craig saw an old and young person rushing down from upstairs in a flustered and hurried manner, while Alana was shouting, "Ada...Ada!"

He shook the newspaper and said, "What are you doing? So anxious and flustered, can't even be calm at this age!"

Alana exclaimed, "You know nothing!"

Craig: "..."

Susie: "Grandpa! Auntie Jinny has given birth!"

Craig: "!"

He stood up abruptly and exclaimed, "Ada! Ada!"

"..."

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A large family rushed to the hospital, feeling both excited and nervous.

After all, the Murray family's thousand-year-old rooster eggs, theoretically speaking, should have already filled their home with eight sons and numerous grandchildren.

Now?

The Murray family had eight sons, and among the grandchildren, there were only three boys and two girls.

Alana felt like she had buried her neck halfway in the ground, finally hoping for a daughter-in-law to give birth to triplets.

What made the Murray family even more nervous was that Jinny had a unique constitution, and during her pregnancy, she was different from others. Everyone was genuinely worried that she would give birth to a little zombie.

If that's the case, as long as the people involved cannot keep it a secret, the Murray family must be prepared in advance and ensure the overall protection of the newborn's safety.

When they arrived at the hospital, everyone was surprised to see Jinny sitting alone on the couch, eating porridge.

Alana was dumbfounded.

Susie: "Auntie Jinny...?"

Wade: "Mom... What are you doing?"

Holding his phone, Hamza was reading "Newborn Birth and How to Care for Them" along the way.

Lucy poked her head out and asked, "Where is my sister?"

Craig, Ada, and David and Michael who rushed to the construction site: "?"

Jinny looked up and said, "Huh?"

"Susie!"

She happily finished the last two mouthfuls of porridge, ran over joyfully, and wanted to hug Susie.

Does she not have a big belly now? Can I hold her?

Alana was shocked and quickly pressed her hands down, "You... your stomach... isn't it, where is the baby you gave birth to?"

Could it really be... that she gave birth to a fart...

How come she had nothing to do and even got up by herself, sitting on the sofa and eating porridge?

Jinny explained, "I gave birth."

Alana opened her mouth and said, "So... where is the child?"

Did you really give birth to a fart?!

At this moment, a nurse came in and was also speechless upon seeing Jinny.

She looked at Alana and said, "You are the family of the woman in labor, right?"

"You, daughter-in-law, are impressive!"

"We were examining her, the ward was not arranged properly yet. She said she was hungry, and your son bought her fish porridge, saying to fill her stomach first and save the rest for dinner at home..."

"Halfway through, she suddenly said she wanted to go to the bathroom!"

The nurse was giving Jinny a routine check-up, measuring her temperature and such, while saying, "Your son has two children already and doesn't know a thing. The due date is in a few days, and he doesn't even realize that going to the bathroom is a problem..."

"Your daughter-in-law went to the toilet, and with one strong push, the child popped out! It fell into the toilet."

The Murray family: "!!!!!!"

Susie: "!!!!!"

The nurse continued, "It was a boy, and he cried loudly after falling into the toilet. Fortunately, it was the toilet... and luckily, it wasn't flushed..."

Wade: "!!!!"

Hamza: "..."

My younger brother was actually born in the toilet...

"Your daughter-in-law is also bold. When we heard the crying, we went in and saw her fishing out the child."

Zion: "..."

Susie's mouth twitched: "I... I didn't... didn't touch the poop, right..."

The nurse chuckled, "No, she didn't actually go to the bathroom. That's what I just said, many expectant mothers feel the urge to have a bowel movement when they are about to give birth, so I said your mom has already given birth to two children, yet your dad is still so careless."

Susie was bewildered and instinctively explained, "It wasn't my parents, it was my Auntie Jinny..."

Nurse: "Oh, I'm sorry..."

"Don't worry, everyone! The child is fine! It's just that his father took him to have a bath..."

Generally, newborns do not need to be bathed and do not need to be cleaned too thoroughly. The vernix on their bodies will be absorbed naturally within 1-2 days after birth.

But now there is no way, all fell into the toilet. Considering hygiene, safety, and worries about infection, I took them separately for examination and shower.

The Murray family was dumbfounded and bewildered by this news. The nurses had all left, and everyone stood in front of Jinny, unable to snap out of their daze.

Alana murmured, "This... this, it's not quite like what I imagined..."

Craig: "Can... can it still be like this?"

Susie: "I... my whole family was shocked..."

Michael: "Damn! I just hit a huge pothole!"

David: "..."

Jinny: "?"

Why does everyone have this expression?

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